I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just got carded by a ten year old.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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