I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
the liver wants what the liver wants
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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