check it out our google latitudes are spooning
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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