wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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