Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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