Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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