real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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