I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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