I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Randomize
