Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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