She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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