they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
lets start a swedish sibling band together
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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