Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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