i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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