you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
