Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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