If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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