dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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