Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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