I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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