So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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