she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize