dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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