hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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