i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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