I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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