Duck Duck Cougar?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
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