? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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