Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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