writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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