it's too hot outside to masturbate.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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