I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
its liver damage thursday
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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