so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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