loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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