Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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