Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
The air taste purple.
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