3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I came so hard my ears popped.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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