Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
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