I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
now i know why i became what i already was.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
this boner is exhausting
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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