Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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