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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.

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Rule: There is always a reason you made fun of something. Don't forget that reason.

Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 10:49am

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I hate the jersey shore more than Nazis hate Jews...hopefully there's an episode where they all commit suicide...or at least get seriously harmed and bound to wheelchairs

Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:00am

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- Agreed, kind of. Suicide's a bit harsh but those "people" make me sick.
  
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They're. It's a conjunction for "they are". Not their. Not there. But they are.

Submitted by Laszlo on Jul 30, 10 at 11:01am

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- You might want to try using the "Reply" button that is with the offending post to better target your correction.
  
  Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 30, 10 at 11:14am
  
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- and the conjunction for "there is"????
  
  Submitted by iowawashington on Jul 30, 10 at 1:07pm
  
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- Contraction, not conjunction.
  
  Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 30, 10 at 1:14pm
  
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  - Win.
    
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08pm
    
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- YOU'RE A F A G G O T! did i get it right???
  
  Submitted by clint_eastwood3 on Jul 30, 10 at 7:59pm
  
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- what is it with you dipshits and correcting people's grammar. get the fuck over it. no one gives a shit.
  
  Submitted by fuckitsme on Jul 31, 10 at 12:13am
  
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  - I'm sure there's more than one..
    
    Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:35am
    
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GTL=Gayass tragic losers

Submitted by Me777 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:18pm

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It's funny because it sucks

Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:37am

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10:59 you are the pussy, hiding behind anonymity.

Submitted by Zulu on Jul 30, 10 at 11:40am

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fuck GTL stupid jersey shore...their a perfect example of tv gone bad!

Submitted by stolenduck43 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:35am

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Jersey shore makes me sad to be an American

Submitted by jprincess on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08pm

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I agree with stolenduck43 The Jersey Shore Sucks there nothing but a bunch of fake spray tanning orange MORONS who just wanna be on tv

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 30, 10 at 10:42am

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I finnally agree with legonut

Submitted by spearchucker on Jul 30, 10 at 1:56pm

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@chefbella.... There italian not Cuban dipshit

Submitted by mcgugan21 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:05pm

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are you guys really arguing about where these people are from? nothing better to do?

Submitted by texter101 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:39pm

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Two questions:\nWhat do any of these comments have to do with that text from last night? And...\nWhat the fuck does "GTL" mean"?

Submitted by valekseye on Jul 31, 10 at 9:07pm

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I no longer admit I'm from Jersey... bc of this show... People judge me for the fact that I'm not Cuban and don't have a fat ass, fake nails, big hair, and a bad tan...

Submitted by chefbella on Jul 30, 10 at 9:26pm

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You ignorant son of a bitch. You just make me sad. Oh and btw, va fanculo!

Submitted by dannycatania on Jul 31, 10 at 10:35am

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Jersey Shore is entertaining.

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 30, 10 at 2:14pm

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GTL???

Submitted by skeezer on Jul 30, 10 at 10:46am

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jersey shore is the fuckin shit instead of hatin maybe you should fist pump... you pussies

Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 10 at 10:59am

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For all those who don't get it: GTL = Gym, tanning, laundry. It's a Jersey Shore reference.

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:41am

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Gym, tan, laundry. Ghey...

Submitted by kordova on Jul 30, 10 at 10:48am

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Idek what all those acronyms mean. Wtf

Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 30, 10 at 11:55pm

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Fist pump! those biyatches are making bank and getting paid to PARTY their asses off- admit it-we hate because we're jealous!

Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 1, 10 at 5:30pm

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Fuck you New York. Those people are not even from Jersey

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 30, 10 at 11:02am

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i love jersey shore. eat bals queeers

Submitted by tazmorgan on Aug 1, 10 at 2:06pm

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I didn't even know what that meant u fags that hate jersey shore still watch it and know what that meant I think u are closet jersey shore fans

Submitted by gatorman562 on Jul 30, 10 at 9:01pm

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pauly d is from rhode island not jersey so stfu and the rest of them are from someplace else

Submitted by abc101 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:48am

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Um, how is this a TFLN?

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:41am

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This should be on mlia...

Submitted by krist_karloff on Aug 1, 10 at 12:43pm

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I actually grew up with Mike "The Situation".....in NJ. He wasn't always this arrogrant jerkoff of a guy. The fame has gotten to him. But no matter what anyone says, he's laughing his guido ass to the bank.

Submitted by nikkigirl on Jul 31, 10 at 12:59am

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ANYBODY WHO DISSES THE SHORE IS JUST JEALOUS! GTL for life baby. GFA.

Submitted by underagehangover on Jul 30, 10 at 11:47am

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How in the fuck can someone justify paying for artificial sun?! Maybe it's just because I'm from Texas...

Submitted by Memphis on Dec 29, 11 at 4:30am

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Submitted by TheRuleBook on Jul 30, 10 at 10:49am

Submitted by Slappy0605 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:00am

Submitted by sssmarie on Oct 17, 11 at 1:58am

Submitted by Laszlo on Jul 30, 10 at 11:01am

Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 30, 10 at 11:14am

Submitted by iowawashington on Jul 30, 10 at 1:07pm

Submitted by whiteknave on Jul 30, 10 at 1:14pm

Submitted by Vilexxica on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08pm

Submitted by clint_eastwood3 on Jul 30, 10 at 7:59pm

Submitted by fuckitsme on Jul 31, 10 at 12:13am

Submitted by ojg15 on Jul 31, 10 at 2:35am

Submitted by Me777 on Jul 30, 10 at 3:18pm

Submitted by legonut4 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:37am

Submitted by Zulu on Jul 30, 10 at 11:40am

Submitted by stolenduck43 on Jul 30, 10 at 10:35am

Submitted by jprincess on Jul 30, 10 at 6:08pm

Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 30, 10 at 10:42am

Submitted by spearchucker on Jul 30, 10 at 1:56pm

Submitted by mcgugan21 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:05pm

Submitted by texter101 on Jul 30, 10 at 12:39pm

Submitted by valekseye on Jul 31, 10 at 9:07pm

Submitted by chefbella on Jul 30, 10 at 9:26pm

Submitted by dannycatania on Jul 31, 10 at 10:35am

Submitted by anonmyous on Jul 30, 10 at 2:14pm

Submitted by skeezer on Jul 30, 10 at 10:46am

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Submitted by kordova on Jul 30, 10 at 10:48am

Submitted by austinonymouss on Jul 30, 10 at 11:55pm

Submitted by mintyshake on Aug 1, 10 at 5:30pm

Submitted by Glazed on Jul 30, 10 at 11:02am

Submitted by tazmorgan on Aug 1, 10 at 2:06pm

Submitted by gatorman562 on Jul 30, 10 at 9:01pm

Submitted by abc101 on Jul 30, 10 at 11:48am

Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 10 at 10:41am

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