Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
After last night, I could never be a politician.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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