love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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