So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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