Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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