Quick, to the slutcave!
she smelled like a LAN party
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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