i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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