With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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