Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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