as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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