The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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