Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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