I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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