Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Everything about him screamed your future.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
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