those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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