She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Randomize
