she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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