i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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