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dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
What drink are we having for lunch?
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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