I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
True college students do jello shots in the library
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
